what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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