Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
it hurts more in the daytime
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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