I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
