Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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