Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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