Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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