we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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