Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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