can u get pink eye on your cock?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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