D3 body, D1 cock
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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