Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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