He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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