You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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