I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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