Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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