I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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