you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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