the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
