it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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