Porn is love you can see.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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