ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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