he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
home. puking in laundry basket.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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