At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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