no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Randomize