Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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