I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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