I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Your cock deserves a montage
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Randomize