Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Randomize
