I hate all girls vehemently.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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