What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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