Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
How's work?
Spinning.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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