dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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