ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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