i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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