Nicole vs. Life
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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