wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Someone came in the potted fern
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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