i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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