So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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