We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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