Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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