why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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