So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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