He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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