Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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