Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize