Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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