porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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