All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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