if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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