my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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