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Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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