so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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