You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Too much gin, very little bucket
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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