How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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