He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I understand Curling. That high.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Randomize
